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Will Rogers Quotes
American Actor
Born: November 4, 1879
Died: August 15, 1935
No nation ever had two better friends that we have. You know who they are? The Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
Will Rogers
My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me that what little humor I have comes from her. I can't remember her humor, but I can remember her love and understanding of me.
Will Rogers
I never met a man I didn't get a kind of strange and exciting tingling sensation from.
Will Rogers
That's the trouble with our charities, we are always saving somebody away off, when the fellow next to us ain't eating.
Will Rogers
A woman can make a man feel older or younger than his years if she so chooses. Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men. Women were made with a sense of humor so they could love men instead of laughing at them.
Will Rogers
When a fellow ain't got much mind, it don't take him long to make it up.
Will Rogers
We're all ignorant, just about different stuff.
Will Rogers
If a man ain't nothin' else, then he's an artist. It's the only thing he can claim to be that nobody can prove he ain't.
Will Rogers
There is a terrible lot of us who don't think that we come from a monkey, but if there are some people who think that they do, why, it's not our business to rob them of what little pleasure they might get out of imagining it.
Will Rogers
Everyone is a self-made man. Only the successful admit it.
Will Rogers
If you don't have malice in our heart, it doesn't come across harsh.
Will Rogers
They call it the Latin Quarter because nobody there is Latin and nobody has a quarter.
Will Rogers
Syntax must be bad, having sin and tax in it.
Will Rogers
Work to make a living, serve to make a life.
Will Rogers
If you let women have their way, you will generally get even with them in the end.
Will Rogers
With all our crime and all our immorality ... and about as much contentment and respose as a fresh-caged hyena, we go to tell the whole world: we are the only one with the right idea!
Will Rogers
In politics practically everything you hear is scandal, and besides, the funny thing is that the things they are whispering ain't half has bad as the things they have been saying right out loud.
Will Rogers
Congress is going to start tinkering with the Ten Commandments just as soon as they find someone in Washington who has read them.
Will Rogers
What's considered enough money? Just a little bit more.
Will Rogers
If you are trying to get out of the hole, stop digging.
Will Rogers
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